01. Buy This CD So I Can Pay My Medical Bills02. You're Not Crust, You're Just A Dirty Spic03. Miscarriages Are God's Way of Telling You That You're A Failure04. Theme From Charles In Charge05. You Go To A Community College06. If You Didn't Want To Be Raped, You Shouldn't of Been Born A Woman07. I Laughed Because Your Son Is In A Wheelchair08. I Went Back In Time And Voted For George W. Bush09. You Have A Goatee10. Cutting In Front of God Forbid In The Welfare Line11. The Pedophile Wasn't The Biggest Fag In Decrepit Birth12. Stealing Shawn Whitaker's Coke13. You're A School Crossing Guard14. You Read Conspiracy Theories On The Internet Because You Have No Life15. Even We Have Better Customer Service Than Neurotic Records16. You Look Like You Get Financial Aid17. Earth Crisis Are Only Straight Edge Because You Can't Suck Cock And Do Coke At The Same Time18. I Told You I Put You On The Guest List, But I Lied19. You Look Pro-Life20. This CD Installed Spyware On Your Computer21. I Posted A Video of Me Running Over Your Dog On YouTube22. You Collect Food Stamps23. I Edited Your Band's Wikipedia Page To Say That You're All Gay24. 18-125. I Hit Your Wife For You Because You Were Too Much of A Pussy To Put Her In Her Place26. The Kitchen: Get In It27. You Look Like You Take Public Transportation28. I Had Your Grandmother Deported Because You Parked In My Driveway29. Your Husband Is A Garbage Man30. I Didn't Accept Your Friend Request On MySpace Because You're A Jew31. God Hates Fags32. Mandatory Abortions For Scene Kids33. Laughing While I Cross Your Picket Line34. You Have A Xanga35. You Drive A Bus36. Anyone Who Votes For Hilary Clinton Is A Faggot37. I Hacked Your Facebook And Sent Your Nudes To Everyone In Your Class38. Decapitated Should've Flipped Their Van Before They Recorded Organic Hallucinosis39. I Put Up The Bail Money For The Guy Who Raped You So That He Could Rape You Again40. I Hit You Because I Love You41. You Joined The National Guard, But You Were Sent To Iraq42. Tipping Off The Authorities About OiNK43. Impetigo Reunited? Yeah, No One Cared44. Psychical Therapy To Learn How To Walk Again Is Gay45. Job For A Talentless Faggot46. No One Listens To Anal Blast47. I Jerked Off To Your Baby Pictures48. Punching The Ugly Cunt From Arch Enemy In The Face Backstage49. You Watch The View To Reinforce Your Own Stupid Opinions50. You're Only A Promoter So Your Shitty Band Can Get On Shows51. Willowtip Is Afraid To Sign Us52. Picnic of Love Was Sarcastic, I Really Think You're A Worthless Cunt 53. Roseanne Barr54. I'm Voting For John McCain Because He Doesn't Like Gooks55. Look Back And Laugh At Sexist Jokes56. I Was Going To Do An Interview For Lambgoat, But They Tried To Grab My Dick57. You Look Like You Get Paid Minimum Wage58. If I Cared About An At The Gates Reunion, I'd Be A Faggot59. Even Though I Agree With The Majority of Your Political Stances, You're Still A Fucking Nigger60. I Bought Schindler's List On Blu-Ray So I Could Watch The Jews Be Tortured In High Definition61. I Came Inside Your Wife 10 Minutes Before You Went Down On Her62. I Know Your Band Sucks Because You Signed To Ferret63. You Wear A Youth Medium, Even Though You're A Large64. Your Girlfriend Listens To Devourment Because She's Fat And Realizes She's Ugly65. You're Tighter Than Your Daughter66. Woman Is The Nigger of the World (bonus cover)
Some of these are pretty damn funny.
30. So that's why Seth didn't add me.
I plan on going to that show.
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4, 18, 16 and 63 are pretty funny. 'I ate your horse' was pretty funny.
#67 "Anyone who thinks Anal Cunt is just 'ironic fun' probably has an inverted cross branded on their ass."#68 "Living in a country where this kind of 'free speech' is tolerated makes the gulag look like a pretty fucking great idea."
59. Even Though I Agree With The Majority of Your Political Stances, You're Still A Fucking Nigger
golden sarcasm at its anal cunt finest.
311 sucks is a classic favorite of mine.
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....if we could walk like bullets